Why don’t you have a seat right over there?
(Before you ask - no the girl wasn’t underage. Yes, she was 21 years younger than him, but last time I checked 30 is legal. If he had been caught with an underage girl I’d have hung up my hat, for that would have consumed all the irony the world had for quite some time)
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